I love that there are people that gassed Trump up so hard that he went to the Supreme Court to witness his argument being dogwalked by even the shitty justices.
I love that there are people that gassed Trump up so hard that he went to the Supreme Court to witness his argument being dogwalked by even the shitty justices.
I got the shittiest fortune cookie fortune ever.
Covid was the first time he couldn’t just bullshit his way out of something. We might be seeing the second.
It’s 70 degrees and my grocery store’s snow-and-dirt mountain is still holding strong.
Never in a million years would I have expected Bikini Kill in a Disney movie
What an honor to spend $4.29 a gallon to fill my tank, god bless our troops 🫡
Not gonna brag or anything, but I just got to fill out two supplimental financial aid forms for my kids college and now get to go to the oral surgeon.
Otherworldly sunset through the Costco cart return door
Did two kick-ass interviews for the next season of Rebel Spirit today, including perhaps one of my favorite quotes ever: “One of my hobbies is killing dead confederates.”
Yes, sign me up for that hobby as well.
wild storm rolling through
THEY STILL HAVE KINKOS IN JAPAN????
A perfect day.
think if our governments had spent the last couple decades seriously trying to end dependency on oil
Spent most of my day today dredging some kind of eldritch horror up from my bathtub drain. Missed all the nice weather, not a fair trade.
Finally a Lego set for shipping sickos.
Do RFK jr next.
“We accidentally killed all the folks we’d want to lead Iran” is 100% the girlfriend-in-Canada for not actually having a succession plan.
Years ago I pitched a “Tales-from-the-Crypt meets the Daily Show” half hour news show hosted by a Cryptkeeper-type and honestly I would really really watch the fuck out of that right now.
My best portrait of all time was taken in the elevator at the Ace Hotel in Los Angeles. 
You probably missed it this weekend what with literally everything happening at once, but I wrote a piece about subculture, collective action, this fucked moment, and The Goonies.
The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.
Teeth are the stupidest bone. Just give me a baleen and let me slurp krill or something.
Lol Apple never knocked down the price of the Vision Pro down????
Triples luge, you cowards
Just had to scrap a whole blog post highlighting a bunch of rad signpainters because Instagram doesn’t allow inline playback of reels, instead the “embed” function is basically just a gigantic box with a link back to Instagram. We used to have a functional web and we gave it all away for nothing.