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	"version": "https://jsonfeed.org/version/1",
	"title": "Dan Sinker",
	"icon": "https://www.gravatar.com/avatar/9fd4c77da024d6a48492288c6cbd4c94?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png",
	"home_page_url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/",
	"feed_url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/feed.json",
	"items": [
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/11/otherworldly-sunset-through-the-costco.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Otherworldly sunset through the Costco cart return door</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/b3bbba9c49.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" alt=\"\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-11T19:00:50-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/11/otherworldly-sunset-through-the-costco.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/11/did-two-kickass-interviews-for.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Did two kick-ass interviews for the next season of Rebel Spirit today, including perhaps one of my favorite quotes ever: &ldquo;One of my hobbies is killing dead confederates.&rdquo;</p>\n<p>Yes, sign me up for that hobby as well.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-11T15:27:03-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/11/did-two-kickass-interviews-for.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/10/wild-storm-rolling-through.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>wild storm rolling through</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-10T21:07:34-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/10/wild-storm-rolling-through.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/09/they-still-have-kinkos-in.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>THEY STILL HAVE KINKOS IN JAPAN????</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/bcd61cda3e.png\" width=\"316\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-09T22:13:03-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/09/they-still-have-kinkos-in.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/09/a-perfect-day.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>A perfect day.</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/0ff1f92b0c.jpg\" width=\"337\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A calm lake michigan under a clear blue sky stretches towards the horizon.\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-09T17:24:18-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/09/a-perfect-day.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/09/think-if-our-governments-had.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>think if our governments had spent the last couple decades seriously trying to end dependency on oil</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-09T09:57:37-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/09/think-if-our-governments-had.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/08/spent-most-of-my-day.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Spent most of my day today dredging some kind of eldritch horror up from my bathtub drain. Missed all the nice weather, not a fair trade.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-08T20:26:47-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/08/spent-most-of-my-day.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/06/finally-a-lego-set-for.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Finally a Lego set for shipping sickos.</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/62548fb653.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" alt=\"A LEGO set box features a model of the Maersk container ship&10;\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-06T19:13:19-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/06/finally-a-lego-set-for.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/05/do-rfk-jr-next.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Do RFK jr next.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-05T16:26:57-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/05/do-rfk-jr-next.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/03/we-accidentally-killed-all-the.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>&ldquo;We accidentally killed all the folks we&rsquo;d want to lead Iran&rdquo; is 100% the girlfriend-in-Canada for not actually having a succession plan.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-03T15:20:06-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/03/we-accidentally-killed-all-the.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/03/years-ago-i-pitched-a.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Years ago I pitched a &ldquo;Tales-from-the-Crypt meets the Daily Show&rdquo; half hour news show hosted by a Cryptkeeper-type and honestly I would really really watch the fuck out of that right now.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-03T14:25:37-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/03/years-ago-i-pitched-a.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/02/my-best-portrait-of-all.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>My best portrait of all time was taken in the elevator at the Ace Hotel in Los Angeles. <img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/53666ce7ad.png\" alt=\"\"></p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-02T15:11:47-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/02/my-best-portrait-of-all.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/02/you-probably-missed-it-this.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>You probably missed it this weekend what with literally everything happening at once, but I wrote a piece about subculture, collective action, this fucked moment, and The Goonies.</p>\n<img src=\"uploads/2026/abed40dfb9.png\" alt=\"I was lonely and scared that summer and not sure where I fit, or how I fit, or if I fit, and here was a voice telling me that there was a place for me after all, but it wasn't above ground. It was down underneath it all, where the surface ends and your life begins.\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-03-02T11:21:29-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/03/02/you-probably-missed-it-this.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/26/the-best-thing-you-can.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-26T19:14:00-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/26/the-best-thing-you-can.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/26/teeth-are-the-stupidest-bone.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Teeth are the stupidest bone. Just give me a baleen and let me slurp krill or something.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-26T15:24:17-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/26/teeth-are-the-stupidest-bone.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/23/lol-apple-never-knocked-down.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Lol Apple never knocked down the price of the Vision Pro down????</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-23T20:03:18-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/23/lol-apple-never-knocked-down.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/20/triples-luge-you-cowards.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Triples luge, you cowards</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-20T21:41:04-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/20/triples-luge-you-cowards.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/20/just-had-to-scrap-a.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Just had to scrap a whole blog post highlighting a bunch of rad signpainters because Instagram doesn&rsquo;t allow inline playback of reels, instead the &ldquo;embed&rdquo; function is basically just a gigantic box with a link back to Instagram. We used to have a functional web and we gave it all away for nothing.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-20T19:02:35-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/20/just-had-to-scrap-a.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/19/the-kid-got-perhaps-the.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>The kid got perhaps the greatest knockoff Lego set of all time.</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/e3d77ba342.jpg\" width=\"599\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A Lego set of Garfield inside a slice of lasagna \">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-19T19:55:23-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/19/the-kid-got-perhaps-the.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/17/im-just-not-going-to.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>I&rsquo;m just not going to take health advice from a guy who wears jeans to the gym, let alone all his other fucking problems.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-17T19:41:50-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/17/im-just-not-going-to.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/17/happy-paczki-day.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>HAPPY PACZKI DAY</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/08cc3039fe.jpg\" width=\"599\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Four Paczkis, polish donuts eaten on fat Tuesday.\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-17T08:04:20-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/17/happy-paczki-day.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/16/got-some-new-thermal-labels.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>Got some new thermal labels for the whistle operation.</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/0c6187dc0b.jpg\" width=\"337\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A bag of colorful plastic whistles with a QR code pointing to toot.supply and a label warning of choking hazards.\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-16T19:13:00-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/16/got-some-new-thermal-labels.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/16/paczki-day-is-tomorrow-be.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>PACZKI DAY IS TOMORROW BE PREPARED.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-16T10:10:27-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/16/paczki-day-is-tomorrow-be.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/15/it-is-amazing-outside-right.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>It is amazing outside right now.</p>\n<img src=\"https://dansinker.micro.blog/uploads/2026/0a5fbc50aa.jpg\" width=\"599\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Blue sky\">\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-15T15:30:27-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/15/it-is-amazing-outside-right.html"
			},
			{
				"id": "http://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/11/the-national-media-moved-on.html",
				
				"content_html": "<p>The national media moved on from Minnesota because they haven&rsquo;t killed another observer. People gotta die to get them out of New York.</p>\n",
				
				"date_published": "2026-02-11T15:59:56-05:00",
				"url": "https://dansinker.micro.blog/2026/02/11/the-national-media-moved-on.html"
			}
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